Monday, July 5, 2010

The Twilight Zone vs The Greatest American Hero: A Tale of Two Marathons

Weighing in on Syfy’s clueless decision to replace the traditional July 4th Twilight Zone marathon with The Greatest American Hero, Matt Clark asks which is better shown on Independence Day, The Twilight Zone or The Greatest American Hero? Unfortunately, Clark gets it totally wrong when he makes his argument about which show is more relevant to the holiday.


I thought the correct answer would be obvious. I guess not.


Let’s see. One show bills a clueless doofus as “The Greatest American Hero.” Wow! Greater than Abraham Lincoln? Greater than Martin Luther King? Greater than George Washington or all our veterans, explorers, pioneers, firefighters, policeman, and scientists? Calling the bumbling, incompetent clod played by William Katt America’s greatest hero is a joke, and it’s obvious that the show’s creators meant it as a joke. More than that, it’s an insult to all the real heroes out there whether they risked their lives for something they believed in or they devoted their lives to making the world a better place. This is the show Matt Clark prefers to see on the 4th?


In the other corner, you have The Twilight Zone. Rod Serling was a real American hero who fought in World War II as a paratrooper in the 11th Airborne Division. Many Twilight Zone episodes incorporate American history into their plots. There are episodes like “The Passersby,” “Still Valley,” and “Back There” set around The Civil War. There’s “A Hundred Yards Over the Rim” which shows us the struggles of the pioneers. “The 7th is Made Up of Phantoms” involves Custer’s Last Stand. “A Quality of Mercy” and “The Purple Testament” feature American soldiers fighting in World War II. Other episodes promote American ideals like freedom, equality, individualism, and dissent.


Consider these:

In “The Obsolete Man” Burgess Meredith plays Romney Wordsworth, a Bible reading librarian who defies a dictatorship that bans books and religion. “The Eye of the Beholder” and “Number Twelve Looks Just Like You” promote individualism and dissent against societies that demand rigid conformity. Next time you watch those episodes listen to what’s happening, and what beliefs the characters espouse. The societies in “Eye” and “Twelve” not only demand that everyone look alike, they also demand conformity in thought and belief. In those two tales, the viewers are meant to identify with the women who stand up against those societies. In “Number Twelve Looks Just Like You,” (adapted from Charles Beaumont’s short story “The Beautiful People”) Marilyn not only resists physical transformation, she expresses non-conformist ideas and reads books banned by the government. In “The Eye of the Beholder” Janet Tyler does desperately wants to look acceptable to everyone else. She doesn’t want to end up being forced into a ghetto, but eventually she reaches a breaking point where she rants against the government which is forcing her to look like everyone else. She shouts, “The state is not God! The state is not God!” For part of the episode, “The Leader” gives a speech extolling “glorious conformity” and demands a single society and a single norm and that we cut out all that is different. Much of this speech plays on after Tyler tries to escape.


Especially important is the Twilight Zone’s style of patriotism. It’s a patriotism of promoting what’s best about America. It’s about striving to live up to ideals like freedom, equality, individuality, dissent, and tolerance, and challenging us to do better in areas where we hadn’t lived up to those ideals. It pits this style of patriotism squarely against the Nazi or “Know Nothing” style of jingoistic patriotism which wishes to stamp out all that is different. See episodes like “He’s Alive.” TZ also pits this style of patriotism against the McCarthyist style of patriotism in episodes like “The Eye of the Beholder.” Or look at the rebuke of jingoism in “No Time Like the Past.,” an episode written by Rod Serling. After time traveller Paul Driscoll fails in attempts to assassinate Hitler, stop the attack on Pearl Harbor, and effect the evacuation of Hiroshima, he goes to the 1880s, deciding to stay in that time and live in Homewood, Indiana. Like Serling, Driscoll served in World War II and experienced the horrors of combat. Once in Homewood, he’s subjected to a lecture by a middle aged banker who’s never fought in a war. The man is prone to lectures about how the country should aggressively start wars from Oregon to Australia and back to South America and “plant the flag, deep, high, and proud.” Echoing sentiments expressed by Hitler decades later, the man claims that a nation’s virility is measured by it’s fighting qualities. When the subject of Indians comes up, the man sneers at allowing Indians to have any land at all. He says that the country needed “twenty George Custers” and a hundred thousand men and they should have destroyed every “redskin” that faced them. Noting Driscoll’s lack of approval, the banker contemptuously asks Driscoll if he’s some kind of pacifist. Driscoll responds, “No, I’m some kind of sick idiot who’s seen too many young men die because of too many old men like you who fight their battles at dining room tables.” When the banker says he takes offense to that remark, Driscoll continues, “And I take offense at armchair warriors who don’t know what a shrapnel wound feels like or what death smells like after three days in the sun, or the look in a man’s eyes when he realizes he’s minus a leg and his blood is seeping out.” After fighting in one, Serling grew to hate war. His attitude toward war wasn’t of total pacifism. It was that people should seek to avoid it, but they should fight when they have to. That’s the attitude we see throughout The Twilight Zone. For example, we see it from the American soldiers in “A Quality of Mercy” and “The Purple Testament” to the moral of “The Passersby.”


The Twilight Zone often delves into American history. It honors the sacrifices of veterans without portraying war as a game to stand up and cheer about. It promotes some of America’s best ideals including freedom, tolerance, and individuality. So, yes, The Twilight Zone is more relevant to The Fourth than The Greatest American Hero is.


Cheer up, Mr. Clark. You’ve got potential. From what I’ve read, you’ve got what it takes to be a Syfy executive.

Friday, July 2, 2010

The July 4, 2010 Twilight Zone Marathon

All is not lost. If you want to watch a Twilight Zone marathon, you're in the right place. As many of you know by now, Syfy has committed one of the biggest blunders in TV history since The Heidi Bowl by choosing not to run the annual Fourth of July Twilight Zone Marathon. For many of us, this is a tradition that predates the existence of Syfy (AKA The Sci Fi Channel). I started watching the marathons on New York's 11 Alive back in the 1980s.

Inspired by the Facebook event called "Create Your Own Twilight Zone Marathon" I've done just that. Sure, it would be easier to settle in with my DVDs and enjoy higher quality and commercial free episodes. But I've got my reasons. Besides nostalgia and tradition, the marathons are a communal experience for me. Watching online episodes with thousands of other fans is closer to that than watching DVDs on my own. Plus, I figure that CBS keeps track of the hits they get, and maybe word will get back to the Syfy folks (or some other channel interested in The Twilight Zone's rights.)
The idea for "Create Your Own Twilight Zone Marathon" is that on Sunday July 4th from 6:00 AM until midnight, we all go to cbs.com and watch the episodes posted there. The quality isn't as good as DVD, that's for sure. Plus episode choice is severely limited. CBS posts less than a third of the episodes on a rotating basis. Many of the best episodes aren't currently on the site. You can also watch episodes on Fancast, Hulu, and TV.com, but they look to be limited to the same episodes that CBS currently has posted. That rules out iconic episodes like "Living Doll," "The Eye of the Beholder," and "Nightmare at 20,ooo Feet." In honor of Dennis Hopper's recent passing, I wanted to include, "He's Alive." Also not available. The same thing goes for some of my other favorites like "Nick of Time" and "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?" Still I managed to pick 36 episodes to cover the 18 hours. Yes, the actual running times are 25-26 minutes, but that gives me a little time between episodes. Maybe, I'll even "bank" some time by getting ahead of schedule. So, make your own marathon, or feel free to follow mine posted below. I've linked to each episode I chose. So if you're following my marathon, you might find it easier to come back here after each episode and click the link for the next episode rather than search cbs.com's thirteen pages of Twilight Zone episodes.

So, without further adieu, here's my marathon:


1.

6:00 − 6:30 AM

A World of Difference

An actor believes he’s really the character he plays in a TV show.

Script: Richard Matheson


2.

6:30 − 7:00 AM

Still Valley

A Confederate soldier gets a chance to win the war for the South with black magic. Adapted from A Manly Wade Wellman story that appeared in Weird Tales.

Script: Rod Serling


3.

7:00 − 7:30 AM

The Odyssey of Flight 33

An airliner travels back and forth through time.

Script: Rod Serling


4.

7:30 − 8:00 AM

One for the Angels

A street peddler makes a pitch to The Grim Reaper.

Script: Rod Serling


5.

8:00 − 8:30 AM

The Whole Truth

A cursed car has an inconvenient effect on a used car salesman.

Script: Rod Serling


6.

8:30 − 9:00 AM

The After Hours

One word: mannequins.

Script: Rod Serling


7.

9:00 − 9:30 AM

The Hitch-Hiker

A creepy hitchhiker follows a young woman (Inger Stevens) across the country. Adapted from Lucille Fletcher’s radio play.

Script: Rod Serling


8.

9:30 − 10:00 AM

Third From the Sun

Two families attempt to escape a world on the brink of nuclear war. Adapted from Richard Matheson’s story.

Script: Rod Serling


9.

10:00 − 10:30 AM

The Passerby

At the end of The Civil War, soldiers pass a woman’s porch as she waits for her husband.

Script: Rod Serling


10.

10:30 − 11:00 AM

Dead Man's Shoes

A homeless man puts on a pair shoes haunted by a gangster.

Script: Charles Beaumont and OCee Ritch


11.

11:00 − 11:30 AM

Execution

An old west outlaw escapes - - into the 20th Century. Adapted from George Clayton Johnson’s story.

Script: Rod Serling


12.

11:30 − 12:00 PM

Two

After an apocalyptic war, two soldiers, a man and a woman, from opposing armies meet. Starring Charles Bronson and Elizabeth Montgomery.

Script: Montgomery Pittman


13.

12:00 − 12:30 PM

A Hundred Yards Over the Rim

A 19th century pioneer finds the future while trying to save his son and guide his wagon train to safety.

Script: Rod Serling


14.

12:30 − 1:00 PM

The Rip Van Winkle Caper

Criminals pull off a heist and seek to escape by going into suspended animation.

Script: Rod Serling


15.

1:00 − 1:30 PM

Back There

A man tries to prevent Lincoln’s assassination.

Script: Rod Serling


16.

1:30 − 2:00 PM

A Penny for Your Thoughts

A coin lands on edge and a man gains the power to read minds.

Script: George Clayton Johnson


17.

2:00 − 2:30 PM

Shadow Play

A man on trial for his life claims he’s living the same day over and over again.

Script: Charles Beaumont


18.

2:30 − 3:00 PM

Five Characters in Search of an Exit

A soldier, a clown, a ballerina, a hobo, and a bag pipe player find themselves in a mysterious prison. Adapted from Marvin Petal’s story.

Script: Rod Serling

19.

3:00 − 3:30 PM

A Stop at Willoughby

Stressed out by work, a tyrannical boss, and an unsympathetic wife, a man finds a haven on the train ride home.

Script: Rod Serling


20.

3:30 −4:00 PM

I Shot an Arrow into the Air

A space ship crash lands, and the commander who tries to maintain order is pitted against a crew member who thinks survival means every man for himself. Based on an idea by Madelon Champion.

Script: Rod Serling


21.

4:00 − 4:30 PM

The Obsolete Man

A librarian is on trial for his life in a totalitarian future where books are banned.

Script: Rod Serling


22.

4:30 − 5:00 PM

The Shelter

One man has the foresight to build a bomb shelter. His neighbors chuckle until a nuclear strike appears imminent.

Script: Rod Serling


23.

5:00 −5:30 PM

A Quality of Mercy

Although Rod Serling’s script was based on an idea by Sam Rolfe, also a prolific screen writer, this story touches on personal ground for Serling, who fought in the Phillipines as a member of the now defunct 11th Airborne Division.

Script: Rod Serling


24.

5:30 − 6:00 PM

The Howling Man

A traveler seeks shelter in an isolated monastery where a group of apparent fanatics hold a prisoner.

Script: Charles Beaumont. (Adapted from his own short story)


25.

6:00 − 6:30 PM

Hocus Pocus and Frisby

A homespun variation of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf.” Adapted from Frederic Louis Fox’s story.

Script: Rod Serling


26.

6:30 − 7:00 PM

The Arrival

A plane arrives with no crew, no passengers.

Script: Rod Serling


27.

7:00 − 7:30 PM

The Invaders

An old woman is tormented by tiny aliens.

Script: Richard Matheson


28.

7:30 − 8:00 PM

To Serve Man

Aliens promising Utopia leave behind a book which reveals their true motives. Based on a Damon Knight story and first broadcast over 20 years before the first version of V.

Script: Rod Serling


29.

8:00 − 8:30 PM

Walking Distance

One of TZ’s most highly regarded episodes. A stressed out business executive tries to return to his childhood home town.

Script: Rod Serling


30.

8:30 − 9:00 PM

Time Enough at Last

A man who just wants time to read, finds himself all alone with a library full of books after a nuclear war.

Adapted from Lynn Venable’s story.

Script: Rod Serling


31.

9:00 − 9:30 PM

What You Need

A street peddler gives people things they need at the right moment. Adapted from Lewis Padgett’s (AKA Henry Kuttner and C.L. Moore) story.

Script: Rod Serling


32.

9:30 −10:00 PM

Death’s-Head Revisited

A Nazi war criminal returns to the scene of his crimes.

Script: Rod Serling


33.

10:00 − 10:30 PM

Night of the Meek

Art Carney as a down and out department store Santa Claus who finds a miraculous bag.


34.

10:30 − 11:00 PM

The Grave

Even though there isn’t much action, it’s a weird western with Lee Marvin, Lee Van Cleef, and the “What we have here is failure to communicate” guy.

Script: Montgomery Pittman


35.

11:00 − 11:30 PM

The Fever

An uptight, puritanical guy vacations in Las Vegas.

Script: Rod Serling


36.

11:30 −12:00 PM

Nothing in the Dark

An old woman hides from Mr. Death. Starring Robert Redford.

Script: George Clayton Johnson