Showing posts with label Skiffy Channel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Skiffy Channel. Show all posts

Sunday, July 5, 2009

"Hey! Sci Fi Channel! Thanks for Making The Twilight Zone's 50th Anniversary So Special!" He Said Sarcastically.

This year, the Sci Fi Channel ran marathons of the 1980s Twilight Zone and the original Twilight Zone back to back. If they ever include the Forrest Whitaker version, I'll run from the TV screaming.

Sci Fi considered it all one marathon, but I consider it two different ones. I liked it, but I'm glad that all the 80s stuff ran in one block and the original stuff all in another.

I hadn't seen most of the 80s episodes in over 20 years. I know Chiller has been showing them, but I usually don't watch, or only catch part of an episode over there. I loved the 80s version when CBS broadcast it though, and I remember many episodes very well despite not seeing them for decades. I haven't noticed any of my favorites when I channel surf through Chiller.


The 1985 and 86 stuff held up well. I missed "A Message From Charity," the episode which made me a fan of the 80s show. I did see some long remembered favorites like "The Shadow Man," and enjoyed them just as much as the first time I saw them. Most of the 1987 episodes I saw were weak. The best I one I noticed from 87 was "Shelter Skelter." I've heard people rave about the ending, but I wasn't all that impressed. Besides, the guy wouldn't have survived the blast at all if he didn't have that bomb shelter. Man! Was he dumb or what? (Hint: The question was sarcastic.)


As far as the old shows, the strongest sustained stretch came between 6:00 PM and around 11:00 PM on the 4th itself. When any of the episodes which ran between those times comes on and I'm able to watch them, I watch them. I also love "Death's Head Revisited" which ran at 11:00 PM, but I don't rank it quite as high as the episodes which ran before it. The 11:30 episode, "The Hunt," is one which I like, but I can skip it if there are other things to do like putting out the trash and cleaning up around the house. I'd do stuff like that during an episode like "The Hunt" if they need to be done. With episodes like "The Howling Man," "Where is Everybody?" and "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street," I'm glued to the screen.

A few things disappointed me. This year marks The Twilight Zone's 50th anniversary. Obviously, this excludes "The Time Element," regarded by many fans as an unofficial pilot. "The Time Element" (which I'd love to see in a marathon) aired in 1958. The official pilot, "Where is Everybody?" aired in 1959. And, of course, "The Time Element" was really an episode of another anthology show after all. Anyway, other than running a little banner on the bottom of the screen announcing that it was The Twilight Zone's 50th Anniversary, Sci Fi didn't do anything special to commemorate the milestone.


If anything, Sci Fi made this marathon less special than others. In recent years, Sci Fi has been running uncut versions of many episodes. At the moment, I don't remember why the episodes were cut, and a quick search didn't bring up the information. Was it because commercial breaks increased between the time the show originally aired and when it aired in syndication? I can't recall. Suffice it to say, the shows got cut. When Sci Fi started running uncut episodes, they hyped it a lot. They still ran plenty of cut episodes, but between certain times, they showed the uncut stuff. Between that and my DVDs, I got used to seeing the original versions of many episodes. Judging by the odd running times of some episodes during the most recent New Year's Marathon, they were still running some uncut episodes, but they didn't hype it in their promotional spots. I don't know what Sci Fi's schedule claimed, but, judging by the run times of this marathon's episodes, none of them appeared to be uncut.

With my DVDs now, and after a few years of even seeing uncut versions on TV, I've noticed how hacked up some of the best episodes were. I've been spoiled watching the uncut stuff. One that made my jaw drop was "Third From the Sun." There's some great stuff missing from that episode. Not spectacular action stuff. Just great character and storytelling bits. The kind of stuff that still makes The Twilight Zone shine even in this age of special effects spectacles.

It would have been nice if Sci Fi had aired some interviews and some sort of documentary material. In recent years when Sci Fi ran some episodes uncut, they also aired commercials for the "Complete Definitive Edition" Twilight Zone DVDs. These often had snippets of interviews and other extras on the DVDs so that the commercials actually enhanced the marathon. Unfortunately, none of those commercials ran either. So besides losing the uncut episodes, we fans also lost out on little bits of behind the scenes commentary.

But wait! Sci Fi didn't stop there. They excluded all the hour long episodes too. Originally, Serling wanted hour long episodes. CBS insisted on half hour episodes though. Serling soon realized that the half hour length was perfect for what he wanted to do. A few seasons later, CBS changed its mind and wanted hour long episodes. Serling fought the change. Despite that, some of the hour long episodes were terrific. I love "He's Alive!" Plus, no Twilight Zone marathon feels complete without "Miniature" and "Printer's Devil." Well, too bad. Those are all hour long episodes. (Note that the run times aren't an hour, but with commercials, they're meant to fill an hour on a TV schedule.)

Oh well, at least we can be thankful that The Sci Fi Channel still runs the marathons. With the way the channel operates sometimes, I wonder how much longer the marathons will last.

Speaking of the Sci Fi Channel, changes are afoot. Starting this Tuesday, July 7th, they're changing the spelling of their name. From now on it will be "Syfy." Now my first thought was that they're widening their appeal to include semiliterates who can't read anything more complex than a text message.

Well, it turns out that Sci Fi has lots of marketing gibberish to explain the change. For instance, they thought Sci Fi was too technical and that it prevented more women from watching the channel. Wow! That's why they pay those marketing whizzes the big bucks. Their strategy for getting female viewers flocking to the channel is insulting women. See, I would have never thought of that.

However, I think all that marketing gibberish is a bunch of BS. No, there's something else spokespeople have mentioned, and I think that's the real reason for the change. What is it? Well, they couldn't trademark the term Sci Fi. They wanted to trademark their name. Well, heck, we know the results are always awesome when lawyers and accounts jump into the creative process, right?

Oh, well. A lot of science fiction fans view the term Sci Fi as a slap in the face anyway. Harlan Ellison said it should be pronounced as "skiffy." Now we can pronounce Syfy like "siphy."

Well, whatever they call it, I'll keep watching as long as they do those marathons. Disappointed as I was in the lack of something special for the 50th anniversary, the lack of uncut episodes, and the lack of hour long episodes, it's still a whole bunch of episodes from one of my favorite shows running one after the other. I still enjoyed watching them, and I still enjoyed that communal sense that others out there were watching them along with me.

Okay, now that the marathon is over, I'll go back to the once a week blogging schedule I started in June. Plus, I'll finish (hopefully) my discussion of The Year's Best Science Fiction 17 with stories from 1999.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

2008/2009 New Year's Twilight Zone Marathon

Twilight Zone marathons are one of my favorite things about New Year’s and the Fourth of July. Sure, I have every episode on DVD, and I could watch them online. I still love watching the marathons though. Maybe it’s like hearing a song I like on the radio vs. listening to it at home on my iPod. It’s like there’s a communal thing going on. Somewhere out there, someone’s sharing the experience with you. Plus, it’s part nostalgia.

I’ve been watching the marathons since the mid-80s when 11 Alive in New York used to run them. (Channel 11 was one of the first cable channels we got when I was a kid, and it carried a lot of my favorite stuff including Tom & Jerry and the super cheap Marvel Super-Hero cartoons where it looked like they just cut characters out of comic book panels and moved them around.) Does anyone out there know when the first Twilight Zone marathon ran? The earliest I remember was connected to The Twilight Zone movie. I can’t say for sure if it was when the movie was released in theaters, or when it first went to basic cable as opposed to premium channels like HBO. I know I watched one or two or more of the marathons in the 80s, but it wasn’t until sometime in the early 90s that I started watching them twice a year. Early on, I would just come across them while channel surfing. I noticed that it seemed to be a regular event, and I’d make a note to watch the next one, but I’d forget and find the next one while channel surfing. After a few years of that, I finally came to expect the marathons, and I’d scan the TV listings close to the Fourth and New Year’s. Between marathons I often got an intense craving to watch lots of Twilight Zone episodes, so for awhile I recorded the marathons so I could watch them again. I had a goal of taping all the episodes. There are so many episodes, that no marathon I remember ever used them all. So for years, I kept coming across episodes I hadn’t seen before, or which I didn’t remember seeing before. Once the series came out on DVD, I didn’t have a reason to record the episodes any more. When the Sci-Fi Channel got the rights and announced they would be doing the marathons, I was frantic to get the Sci-Fi Channel. My cable provider at the time didn’t carry it though. Fortunately, 11 Alive continued to run the marathons. Unfortunately, they didn’t carry them regularly anymore. For instance, there was a 4th of July or two where I had to settle for Star Trek marathons instead. (I love the original Star Trek though.) By the time 11 Alive completely stopped running them, we finally had the Sci-Fi Channel.

I no longer try to watch the marathons all the way through, BUT lately I’ve been keeping lists of which episodes appeared and when they appeared. For years, I’d watch the marathon and suddenly feel tormented trying to remember which episodes I’d watched in the previous few hours. Plus, I’d wonder what episodes I missed when I fell asleep late at night or other times I wasn’t watching. Now since I no longer even attempt to stay awake though the whole marathon (and I sometimes get stuck working through parts of marathons), I depend on the program guide for our satellite or cable TV (depending on which one we have at the time) to look up the episodes before the marathon starts.

This year there was a problem. I had to work the first day and the episode titles from 8:00 AM – 12:00 PM weren’t listed. The guide simply gave a generic series description for the episodes broadcast at those times. Fortunately, someone found TV listings online which had all the titles. I got home part way through “The 7th is Made Up of Phantoms.”

One thing I noticed especially on the first day is that the commercials came in at bizarre times rather than in natural breaks for them. Characters would virtually be in the middle of saying or doing something and suddenly a commercial was going. It was pretty annoying. Commercials for the “Definitive” edition of Twilight Zone DVDs appeared again this year. I didn’t notice them mentioning the extras about Rod Serling’s writing classes. They mainly pushed commentaries by actors involved in various episodes. Yeah, they’re commercials, but they enhance the marathons. Of course, it’s not as cool as the time (or maybe it’s times) that 11 Alive had commentators/ guests discussing the episodes or when they had factoids and things like that between episodes.

One thing I really loved about this marathon is that it was a true marathon. Sci-Fi usually breaks away for a few hours to show infomercials before resuming the marathon. This time, it went straight through from start to finish. That was awesome!

Also, during certain stretches, I assume Sci-Fi continues to show uncut versions of the episodes. I’m guessing that’s what accounts for the odd start and end times of a number of episodes. When Sci-Fi first showed uncut episodes a few years ago, they hyped it a great deal. I don’t remember them mentioning it at all this year, but again, I believe they continue to do it in the stretches where the episodes aren’t starting and ending at regular half hour intervals while at other times they are probably showing “cut” versions as they appeared in syndication for years. Again, I don’t know for certain. I’m just assuming.

Here’s the list for the 2009 New Year’s Marathon on the Sci-Fi Channel.

December 31, 2008

8:00 AM The Thirty-Fathom Grave (hour long)
9:00 AM Mr. Garrity and the Graves
9:30 AM A World of His Own
10:00 AM Nothing in the Dark
10:30 AM The Fear
11:00 AM Hocus-Pocus and Frisby
11:30 AM The Arrival
12:00 PM Deaths-Head Revisited
12:30 PM The Shelter
1:00 PM The Hunt
1:30 PM The 7th is Made Up of Phantoms
2:00 PM Queen of the Nile
2:30 PM Night Call
3:00 PM Mr. Dingle, the Strong
3:30 PM Mr. Bevis
4:00 PM One for the Angels
4:30 PM The Little People
5:01 PM A Hundred Yards Over the Rim
5:31 PM The Old Man in the Cave
6:01 PM Long Distance Call
6:32 PM Little Girl Lost
7:02 PM The Odyssey of Flight 33
7:34 PM The Hitch-Hiker
8:05 PM The Eye of the Beholder
8:39 PM Where is Everybody?
9:10 PM Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
9:44 PM The Obsolete Man
10:17 PM To Serve Man
10:51 PM The Masks
11:24 PM The Invaders
11:57 PM The Midnight Sun

January 1, 2009

12:31 AM Five Characters in Search of an Exit
1:01 AM A Most Unusual Camera
1:31 AM I Shot an Arrow Into the Air
2:01 AM A Kind of Stopwatch
2:31 AM The Rip Van Winkle Caper
3:01 AM Dead Man’s Shoes
3:31 AM In Praise of Pip
4:01 AM What’s in the Box?
4:31 AM And When the Sky Was Opened
5:01 AM Jess-Belle (Hour)
6:00 AM I Dream of Genie (Hour)
7:00 AM Twenty-Two
7:30 AM Once Upon A Time
8:00 AM Black Leather Jackets
8:30 AM Nightmare as a Child
9:00 AM A Thing About Machines
9:30 AM A Nice Place to Visit
10:00 AM The Silence
10:30 AM Escape Clause
11:00 AM Mirror Image
11:29 AM Two
12:01 PM The Changing of the Guard
12:31 PM Mr. Denton on Doomsday
1:01 PM Walking Distance
1:31 PM The Last Flight
2:01 PM People Are Alike All Over
2:31 PM The Grave
3:01 PM Night of the Meek
3:32 PM A Game of Pool
4:02 PM Nick of Time
4:32 PM Number Twelve Looks Just Like You
5:02 PM Stopover in a Quiet Town
5:32 PM The Bewitchin’ Pool
6:02 PM Probe 7 - Over and Out
6:32 PM The Dummy
7:02 PM The Howling Man
7:36 PM I Sing the Body Electric
8:09 PM Time Enough at Last
8:43 PM Living Doll
9:17 PM The Monsters are Due on Maple Street
9:51 PM Kick the Can
10:24 PM Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
10:58 PM Third From the Sun
11:31 PM A Stop at Willoughby

January 2, 2009

12:04 AM It’s a Good Life
12:37 AM A Penny for Your Thoughts
1:07 AM The After Hours
1:37 AM The Lonely
2:07 AM Execution
2:37 AM I Am the Night - Color Me Black
3:07 AM The Mighty Casey
3:37 AM The Midnight Sun (Repeat)
4:07 AM The Four of Us Are Dying
4:37 AM The Mirror
5:07 AM No Time Like the Past

THE END